Insane conversations

What do you do few hours before your mom’s wedding dinner? Have insane conversations.

Me: you need 1 hour to thread
Priya: what?
Me: you so hairy LOL
Priya: ehfucku
Me: HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jer: so what are you going to do till ord and before u start work?
Me: trying to find a job lor
Jer: but it’ll be only for like 2 weeks right?
Me: yeah
Jer: will anyone hire you?
Me:  work as prozzie lor. own time own target
Jer: what’s a prozzie ?
Me: prostitute. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Clem: 4 more days to the marathon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: 4 MORE DAYS TO LAZING AROUND AT HOME, MUNCHING TWISTIES AND GET FAT WHILE SLURPING BEER. and talk about sex with my bitches
Clem: let me introduce you to the joys of vomiting and reductil, available at a GP clinic near you! awesome drug. i lost a lot of weight using that for 2 months.
Me: eh cannot, i need to get back in shape. if you haven’t realised i’m a really slim killer whale
Clem: slim? :O
Me: as a killer whale I am ok!
Clem: that’s nice
Me: yes. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Me: can’t wait to get my hands on an ipod touch
Ade: hahaha, i should sell you mind
Ade: MIND
Ade: CB
Me: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ade: i could be selling it for $2
Ade: or sex
Me: for us, $2 and sex is the same thing
Ade: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You broke the rules, you’re my hostage now.

I am a sinner
And I am a saint
I am a devil
I am the ghost at the wake
I feed the swell and pull
Of your tears as they break
I am the limit of
The load you can take

You are the pulley
And I am the winch
I am salvation
Am your herald of sin
I take you beyond
Your limits of trust
Ransom yourself
Hostage of love

I’ve turned my cheek
And I’ve suffered the blow
The truth of my story
Is widely unknown
Words of derision I have
Swallowed with a smile
For telling my story
I have been crucified

Now like a madman
I give my laurels to you
And like a hero
Forsake my trophies for you
Though a disciple of this devil
That is in our blood
Am I not also
Your hostage of love?

Got tagged.

I got tagged by Ade to this really stupid meme but since she thinks very highly of me and expects really religious and moral answers, I shall not disappoint. Mind you, I’m usually not this full of shit. REALLY.

where is your phone?
Table

your hair?
Wet

your mother?
Remarried

your father?
Working

your favourite food?
Ass

your dream last night?
Wet (again)

your favourite drink?
Morphine

your dream/goal?
Money

what room are you in?
Mine

your hobby?
Collecting toys.

your fear?
Letdowns

where do you want to be in 6 years?
Stockholm

where were you last night?
SELETAR

something that you’re not?
Sexual

muffins?
Only if it’s hairless

wish list item?
iPod touch 32/64GB

where did you grow up?
I was born an adult

last thing you did?
Eat

what are you wearing?
Boxers

your tv?
Only 32″

your pets?
None

friends?
TOPS

your life?
Grey

your mood?
??

missing someone?
Yes

vehicle?
Chauffeur

something you’re not wearing?
Panties

your favourite store?
Any will do

your favourite colour?
Midnight blue

the last time you cried?
Just now while watching Brothers&Sisters. (DON’T LAUGH, it was just one drop.)

your best friend?
ARE WHORES

one place that i go to over and over?
The end of the tunnel

facebook?
Can’t wait for vaginabook, or cockbook, or assbook. The face is over-rated.

favourite place to eat?
Home

FYI guys, that was totally for humour. I’m an angelic goodie two shoes.

ELATED!

I woke up feeling fucking awesome. Like really happy. This video just brought it up another notch. Makes me boogey woogey at home.

So much pain may come our way
There may come a day when we have nothing left to say
When the conversation stops and we’re facing our defeat
I’ll be next to you and you’ll be right here next to me
Then I’ll say
Girl, if you’re wondering if I want you to.
(I WANT YOU TO)

Do you believe I’d catch you when you fall?

Hmm.

So go on and tear it up
Black and cold with the dust
‘Cause I believed in the Lord
But he don’t show up anymore

If you can’t trust the wind, who can you trust?
If you can’t love sin, who can you love?
If I begin will you let me finish up?
If I fell down would you pick me up?
If I don’t drink from a silver cup, like you,
Would you say so long, farewell, and good luck?

Is this depressing or what?

I was listening to my iPod on shuffle earlier on and this popped up. It’s so beautifully written.

I’ve fallen out of favor and I’ve fallen from grace
Fallen out of trees and I’ve fallen on my face
Fallen out of taxis, out of windows too
Fell in your opinion when I fell in love with you

Sometimes I wish for falling, wish for the release
Wish for falling through the air to give me some relief
Because falling’s not the problem, when I’m falling I’m at peace
It’s only when I hit the ground it causes all the grief

This is a song for a scribbled-down name
And my love keeps writing again and again
And again and again and again and again

I dance with myself, I drunk myself down
Found people to love, left people to drown
I’m not scared to jump, I’m not scared to fall
If there was nowhere to land I wouldn’t be scared at all

Fail.

STJ; i’m sailing away, today. PM 04:54
cmd W and cmd Q works on basically every app to quit program or close window

J PM 04:54
i don’t know how to use those keys haha

STJ; i’m sailing away, today. PM 04:54
WHAT? can you find cmd on your keyboard? its also called the APPLE KEY

J PM 04:54
OH. i thought i needed to type “C-M-D”

Frustration.

I’ve been doing some planning of my finances for the next few years. Trying to work out how I can put myself through university without taking up a loan. The interest rates are just too much of a burden to bear.

So I’m chatting with colleague-to-be at UOB. (If you haven’t known, Luisa’s boyfriend, Kenneth, got the same position as I at UOB. We are going to be colleagues and course mates as well). So the conversation went on about how we have to scrimp and save at least 1/4 of our pay every month and how to leverage this thing called credit-card interest-free installments. The next thing I know, Kenneth says this…

 

u calculate correctly 1 lesson we attend approx 100bucks for that 3hrs.

ya lah!` i miss one time means throw 100bucks away lehz

we 1 day only earn **bucks

 

Very aunty but this is the kind of classmate I need. Someone who will value his education.

Blue.

I woke up feeling very blue today. I felt mentally cornered but for no apparent reason. I’m not sure whether it’s the chain of events over the last month that led to this feeling. I’m also not sure if it’s just because I’m tired. All that I’m certain is I needed to vent and let it out. So, I went for a short run.

After which I lazed around and did practically nothing. And then I made dinner.

A friend was telling me that he was reading my really old journal which I kept with LJ. Decided to take a stroll down memory lane. I realised I was more likable then. Could it be because I’ve grown up to be such a bitch? I shall be kind today and since today is ending, it shouldn’t be that hard?

 

It’s not that interesting but I’d like to keep it a secret
So I’ll have something left to give
In my remaining years
When I am old and plain lazy
I’ll have a little something left to give
To all those who loved me so much
I’d like to return the favor
And have something left to give